Kind of gross and over the top...but sooo funny!
by Jennifer Dyer
10. Everyday is a scavenger hunt—who can find their matching socks first?
9. Marker on the walls provides decorative color splashes.
8. The vacuum still has its new smell.
7. Pet hair provides good insulation—it saves on energy costs.
6. Toys cover carpet stains.
5. Fingerprints on the windows provide natural tinting.
4. Because "the house ate my homework" sounds so much better than that old dog excuse.
3. It's safe from criminals—they think the house has already been ransacked.
2. Food crumbs provide job security for the dog.
1. It's easier to count my blessings when I trip over them.
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